[00:16.120]I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long [00:20.670] [00:22.610]Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song [00:27.600] [00:29.350]So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed [00:34.710] [00:36.340]And in the personals column, there was this letter I read [00:41.610] [00:43.230]"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain [00:48.880] [00:50.430]If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain [00:55.230] [00:57.110]If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape [01:02.930] [01:04.120]I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape" [01:10.940] [01:24.810]I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean [01:30.590] [01:31.660]But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine [01:38.040] [01:38.780]So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad [01:43.670] [01:45.410]And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad [01:50.730] [01:52.280]"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain [01:57.830] [01:59.440]I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne [02:04.150] [02:06.200]I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape [02:11.900] [02:13.290]At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape" [02:18.790] [02:33.990]So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place [02:39.640] [02:40.760]I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face [02:46.440] [02:47.640]It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you" [02:53.070] [02:54.630]And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew" [03:00.680] [03:01.490]"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain [03:07.250] [03:08.620]And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne [03:14.180] [03:15.430]If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape [03:21.000] [03:22.430]You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape" [03:28.090] [03:42.960]"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain [03:48.420] [03:50.100]And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne [03:55.530] [03:57.040]If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape [04:02.460] [04:03.810]You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape" [04:08.790] [04:10.480]"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain [04:16.000] [04:17.400]...