[00:00.000]Part 1:
[00:00.001]This disc concerns those those pouting prima-donnas
[00:02.817]Found within the swelling J. Arthur Ranks of the sexational psycle sluts
[00:06.969]Those nubile nihilists of the North Circular
[00:11.568]The lean leonine leatherette lovelies of the Leeds intersection
[00:16.638]Luftwaffe angels locked in a pagan paradise
[00:20.181]No cash
[00:22.102]A passion for trash
[00:23.413]The tough madonna whose cro-magnon face and crab nebular curves haunt the highways of the UK
[00:30.374]Whose harsh credo captures the collective libido like lariats
[00:35.565]Their lips pushed in a neon-arc of dodgems
[00:38.827]Delightfully disciplined, dumb but deluxe
[00:41.716]Deliciously deliciously deranged
[00:45.845]Twin-wheeled existentialists steeped in the sterile excrements of a doomed democracy
[00:50.187]Whose post-nietzschean sensibilities reject the bovine gregariousness of a senile oligarchy
[00:55.463]Whose god is below zero, whose hero is a dead boy
[00:59.911]Condemned to drift like forgotten sputniks in the fool's orbit bound for a victim's future
[01:05.817]In the pleasure dromes and ersatz bodega bars of the free world
[01:09.512]The mechanics of love grind like organs of iron to a standstill
[01:14.475]Hands behind your backs
[01:16.140]In a noxious gas of cheek to cheek totalitarianism
[01:19.945]Hail the psycle sluts
[01:22.414]Go go the gland gringos
[01:24.288]For the gonad a-go-go age of compulsory cunnilingusa
[01:26.124]Part 2:
[01:30.125]The dirty thirty
[01:31.293]The naughty forty
[01:32.444]The shifty fifty
[01:33.715]Tthe filthy five
[01:35.213]Zips, clips, whips and chains
[01:36.451]Wait for you to arrive
[01:38.796]Hell's Angels by the busload
[01:41.399]Stoned stupid, how they strut
[01:42.936]Smoked woodbines till they're banjoed
[01:44.510]And smirk at the Swedish smut
[01:47.269]Life on the straight and narrow path
[01:49.156]Drives you off your nut
[01:50.983]By day you are psycopath
[01:52.074]By night you're a psycle slut
[01:54.873]On a BSA with two bald tires
[01:57.045]You drove a million miles
[01:58.976]You cut your hair with rusty pliers
[02:00.954]And you suffer with the pillion piles
[02:03.026]You got built in obsolescence
[02:04.895]Oh you got guts
[02:06.254]But you don't reach adolescence
[02:07.992]Slow down psycle sluts
[02:10.151]Motor cycle Michael
[02:11.852]Wants to buy a tank
[02:13.269]Only twenty-nine years old
[02:15.115]And he's learning how to wank
[02:16.650]Yesterday he was in the groove
[02:18.463]Today he's in a rut
[02:20.183]My how the moments move
[02:21.865]Brut fun psycle sluts
[02:24.548]He cacks on your originals
[02:26.374]He peepees on his boots
[02:28.412]He makes love like a footballer
[02:30.568]He dribbles before he shoots
[02:32.796]The goings on at the gang-bang ball
[02:34.729]Made the citizen's tut-tut-tut
[02:36.707]But, what do you care, piss all
[02:39.103]You tell 'em psycle sluts
[02:41.155]Now your boyfriend burned his jacket
[02:43.013]Ticket expired
[02:46.407]Tyres are knackered
[02:48.452]Knackers are tired
[02:50.268]You can tell your tale to the gutter press
[02:51.293]Get paid to peddle smut
[02:53.936]Now you've ridden the road of excess
[02:56.113]That leads to the psycle sluts
[02:57.746]Or you can dine and whine on stuff that's bound to give you boils
[03:02.146]Hot dogs direct from cruft's
[03:04.018]Done in diesel oil
[03:05.736]Or the burger joint around the bend
[03:08.070]Where the meals thank christ are skimpy
[03:10.039]For you that's how the world could end
[03:12.158]Not with a bang but a Wimpy