Survey says was a bad idea in the first place
Never been that drunk in my life
As I got down on my hands and knees
And asked you to be my husband in life
Two days later
Still coughing up blood
I sat down to write this later
With a clearer head and a heart full of red

Engine is running
Car is going down down down
Engine is going
Tires are seeking deep into the ground
Engine is running
But the tires are going by slower than ever
Engine is going

Crossing still an impossible line
When you know it's going to work
It makes you breaks you
All the same now
California doesn't know what hit it admit it
Got them by the balls
One last pinto gets into the border in order
All we need now

Army is running
Their hands and legs are locked with paper clips
Army is going
But the anthrax still burns his
Army is going
But the cavalry have to save the day
Army is running

Crossing still an impossible line
When you know it's going to work
It makes you breaks you
All the same now
California doesn't know what hit it admit it
Got them by the balls
One last pinto gets into the border in order
All we need now
One two cha cha cha

Survey says was a test of machismo
Survey says was a bunch of nonsense