Elphaba:
 Come with me. To the Emerald City.
 Tourists:
 One short day
 In the Emerald City
 Glinda:
 Oh, I've always wanted to see the Emerald City:
 Tourists:
 One short day
 In the Emerald City
 One short day
 In the Emerald City
 One short day
 Full of so much to do
 Every way
 That you look in the city
 There's something exquisite
 You'll want to visit
 Before the day's through
 Elphaba:
 There are buildings as tall as Quoxwood trees
 Glinda: Dress salons
 Elphaba: And libraries
 Glinda: Palaces!
 Elphaba: Museums!
 Both: a hundred strong
 There are wonders like I've never seen
 Glinda: It's all grand
 Elphaba: And it's all green!
 Both: I think we've found the place where we belong!
 I wanna be in this hoi polloi
 Elphaba: So I'll be back for good someday
 Both: To make my life and make my way
 But for today, we'll wander and enjoy
 All:
 One short day
 In the Emerald City
 One short day
 To have a lifetime of fun
 One short day
 Elphaba and Glinda: And we're warning the city
 Now that we're in here
 You'll know we've been here
 All: Before we are done!
 Glinda: Elphie - come on - we'll be late for Wizomania!
 Wizomania chorus:
 Who's the mage
 Whose major itinerary
 Is making all Oz merrier?
 Who's the sage
 Who's sagely sailed in to save our posteriors?
 Whose enthuse for hot air ballooning
 Has all of Oz honeymooning?
 Woo - oo -oo
 Wizn't he wonderful?
 (Our wonderful Wizard!)
 Audience wizomania chorus
 One short day Who's the mage
 In the Emerald City \ Whose major itinerary
 One short day \ Is making all Oz merrier
 To have a lifetime \ Whose the sage who of fun sagely sailed in to save
 What a way \ Our posteriors
 To be seeing the city
 Elphaba and Glinda: Where so many roam to
 We'll call it home, too
 And then, just like now
 We can say
 We're just two friends
 Elphaba:
 Two good friends
 Glinda:
 Two best friends
 All:
 Sharing one wonderful
 One short
 Guard: The Wizard will see you now!
 All: Day!