[00:21.81]If I recall correctly
[00:23.07]It was the middle of spring
[00:24.36]Walkin' with my boys
[00:25.41]Contemplating what summer will bring
[00:27.03]We started talkin' about girls
[00:28.53]And it was the funniest thing
[00:29.79]As I started remembering some of my funniest flings
[00:32.49]See there was Ashley
[00:33.66]She caught my eye the very second that she passed me
[00:36.63]I kissed her once
[00:37.47]Then she started to harass me
[00:39.21]She called all night long
[00:40.77]I had to buy a brand new phone
[00:42.72]And let me see
[00:43.53]There was Melanie
[00:44.64]To have a mouth like that should be a felony
[00:47.37]Wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin' me
[00:50.25]I mean dirty vocab
[00:51.57]She used to talk like she was grown
[00:53.64]And after that there was Tiffany
[00:55.56]The one with the cute cousin
[00:57.15]Are you kiddin' me?
[00:58.26]She had a man
[00:59.13]But that didn't mean shit to me
[01:01.02]He tried to catch us all the time
[01:02.49]But I was just too God damn smooth
[01:04.47]And I can't forget to mention Carrie
[01:06.54]But that situation quickly got scary
[01:09.21]Cause after two days she's like "Let's get married"
[01:11.94]Can you believe that shit?
[01:13.32]I had to pack my bags and move!
[01:16.98]They say I gotta change my evil ways
[01:20.04]And I'm working hard at it every day but
[01:22.44]No matter what I do
[01:23.73]I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to
[01:27.87]If love is just a game that people play
[01:30.54]And practice make perfect is what they say
[01:32.76]But no matter what I do
[01:34.38]I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to
[01:42.33]I'll always remember Monica
[01:44.43]The Jewish chick
[01:45.18]She'd always give me gifts for Hanukkah
[01:47.13]To met her folks, she'd try and make me rock a yarmulke
[01:49.92]But she looked so damn good
[01:51.30]She almost made my ass convert
[01:53.40]And after that there was Lisa
[01:55.35]You know she had a twin sister, Teresa
[01:58.08]I bumped into them at Cam's gettin' pizza
[02:00.75]The greatest night of my life
[02:02.10]Schlep's the rock that killed two birds
[02:04.92]And there was Erica
[02:06.21]She had the stankest breath in North America
[02:09.03]I tried to slip her Tic-Tacs
[02:10.41]But they were scared of her
[02:12.06]And when we made out
[02:13.14]I always had to plug my nose
[02:15.21]And I suppose you know your sister
[02:17.19]Chill, I swear my hand to God
[02:18.66]I only kissed her
[02:19.65]I gotta foot fetish
[02:20.79]But she gotta lot a blisters
[02:22.71]I mean, hammer-time feet
[02:24.03]You think she had dead bugs for toes
[02:27.63]They say I gotta change my evil ways
[02:30.69]And I'm working hard at it every day but
[02:33.09]No matter what I do
[02:34.35]I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to
[02:38.46]If love is just a game that people play
[02:41.16]And practice make perfect is what they say
[02:43.38]But no matter what I do
[02:44.88]I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to
[02:48.21]Yo Matt, remember Catherine?
[02:54.87]She talked so much
[02:55.68]I used to make her bring me aspirin
[02:57.57]Blah, blah blah blah
[02:58.47]I'm doin' fine thanks for askin'
[03:00.39]I even tried to make a muzzle
[03:01.95]But her mouth would just not quit
[03:03.87]And oh shit
[03:04.53]Remember Shawna
[03:05.91]I hate to bring her up again
[03:07.35]I didn't want her
[03:08.58]That girl I talked about
[03:09.87]In "That girl's a dog" song
[03:11.40]Yea, the poster girl for Paxil
[03:12.99]Almost made me lose my grip
[03:14.85]And oh shit
[03:15.69]There was Krystal
[03:16.83]The meth head
[03:17.61]She used to sniff like a fist full
[03:19.68]One time she chased me down the street with a pistol
[03:22.32]She tried to say I took her stash
[03:23.91]She bugged out and tried to kill my ass
[03:25.95]And at last we got Kimmy
[03:27.60]She went abroad
[03:28.71]Came back
[03:29.31]And broke up with me
[03:30.57]And so I ripped up all them letters that she sent me
[03:33.33]I cried for like 3 days
[03:34.77]Then it was back to my evil ways
[03:38.34]They say I gotta change my evil ways
[03:41.46]And I'm working hard at it every day but
[03:43.80]No matter what I do
[03:45.00]I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to
[03:49.14]If love is just a game that people play
[03:51.87]And practice make perfect is what they say
[03:54.15]But no matter what I do
[03:55.77]I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to
[03:58.98]They say I gotta change my evil ways
[04:23.91]And I'm working hard at it every day but
[04:26.22]No matter what I do
[04:27.48]I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to
[04:31.53]If love is just a game that people play
[04:34.17]And practice make perfect is what they say
[04:36.36]But no matter what I do
[04:37.92]I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to