King of the Road -Dean Martin Trailer for sale or rent Rooms to let fifty cents No phone no pool no pets I ain't got no cigarettes But two hours of pushin'broom buys And eight by twelve four-bit room Mama man of means by no means King of the road Third boxcar midnight train Destination Bangor Maine Old worn out suit and shoes I don't pay no union dues I smoke old stogies I have found Short but not too big around Mama man of means by no means King of the road Every engineer on every train And all of the children and all of their names And every handout in every town And every lock that ain't locked When no-one's around I sing Trailer for sale or rent Rooms to let fifty cents No phone no pool no pets I ain't got no cigarettes Ah but two hours of pushin'broom buys And eight by twelve four-bit room Mama man of means by no means King of the road King of the road King of the road