[00:19.77]You got me horny in the morning and you know uh oh
[00:23.73]I tried to call you but I can't find the telephone
[00:28.11]I sent a message through the internet but it rejected
[00:31.53]I wrote a letter and I sent it but uh oh oh
[00:35.52]The postage takes so long, so I got to sing this song to let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby?
[00:43.17]And I can't wait for you and the things you make me do
[00:47.13]My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you
[00:51.51]I'm horny, horny, horny, horny (Sid: Yeah)
[00:55.38]So horny
[00:56.40]I'm horny, horny, horny
[00:59.43]I'm horny, horny, horny, horny (Sid: Oh Feel it man)
[01:03.33]So horny
[01:04.17]I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
[01:06.87]I search from town to town but I can't find my bedroom
[01:09.39]Now I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
[01:14.73]In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues
[01:18.30]But it was a man from nowhere land that looked like you
[01:21.84]Now we'll keep searching' on, this feeling's much too strong
[01:26.04]My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you
[01:28.98]I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
[01:29.64](Sid: You see that Matt? They're singing 'horny horny horny', but it’s actually a metaphor see)
[01:39.51]So horny, horny, horny, horny (For being horny, it’s genius.)
[01:43.20]I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
[01:46.29]So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight (Sid: Have you ever been horny, matt?)
[01:51.03]I'm horny, horny, horny tonight (Sid: Matt? Matt are you still listen, Matt, are ya still listening?)
[01:55.11]I'm horny, horny, horny tonight (Sid: Arrgh, Son of a bitch!)
[01:58.14]All night long, I'm horny all night long (Matt, goddamn it! Pick up the phone!) (Matt: I'm still here.)
[02:01.86]I'm horny all night long (Sid: Hi Matt.)
[02:03.87]I'm horny all night long (Sid: See, check this part out right here man.)
[02:06.63]I'm horny all night long
[02:07.80]I'm horny all night long
[02:10.53]I'm horny all night long
[02:11.70]I'm horny all night long
[02:32.55]The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song to let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby?
[02:40.26]And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
[02:43.68]Matt: This isn’t, we, we said no to this song, like, a month ago, it sucks!
[02:46.62]My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you
[02:48.90]Sid: Listen Matt, you know I agree with you, you know I always agree with you, right?
[02:53.46]I'm horny, horny, horny, horny Sid: Matt, you are wrong here!
[03:00.48]So horny, I’m horny, horny, horny Sid: Matt, you don't understand, it’s European! Matt: I don't care about that!
[03:09.06]I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
[03:12.54]Sid: What if it’s the last song on the album? Matt: No. Sid: Ok, what if it’s the first song on the album? Matt: No.
[03:20.79]So horny, I’m horny, horny, horny tonight Sid: What if we get Deff Leppard to do it? Matt: No!
[03:27.09]Matt: All we ever wanted to do is have South Park Album.
[03:28.26]Sid: I agree.
[03:28.56]Matt: And now we’re gonna slap some shit on to it, it’s magic.
[03:30.66]Sid: I agree! I mean, that’s, that’s why, uh.
[03:31.98]Matt: No, this song is NOT going on the South Park Record! It’s NOT going on the album!
[03:34.74]Sid: Matt, ok, listen, you know what, ok Matt, this is you and me talking here, Matt. Y-you said no, you listened to it, you said no so I'm not gonna put it on the album. You know why Matt?
[03:41.04]Because I'm your guy