[00:07.81]Everywhere I go someone's tryin' to be my girlfriend's best friend
[00:15.58]I'm try to pretend I'm relaxed but I'm playing castanets with my knees
[00:23.33]I try to be cool and give her space
[00:25.97]But a guy's always there ready to jump right up and take my place
[00:31.45]Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool out of me
[00:39.39]Everybody open your mouth
[00:41.76](Everybody, everybody)
[00:43.12]Everybody just say, "Ahh"
[00:45.51](Ahh)
[00:47.00]Everything'll be alright if you play it along
[00:54.52]Everywhere I go there's someone in a trench coat staring at me
[01:02.17]When I'm not at home I'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash
[01:09.59]Whatever could they want from me
[01:12.46]Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy
[01:17.41]I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram shaped rash
[01:25.35]Everybody open your mouth
[01:28.59](Everybody, everybody)
[01:29.35]Everybody just say, "Ahh"
[01:31.70](Ahh)
[01:33.40]Everything'll be alright, this won't hurt at all
[01:41.26]Everybody get in line
[01:43.86](Everybody, everybody)
[01:44.91]Everybody turn and cough
[01:47.59](Ahh)
[01:48.91]Everything'll be alright if you just lay off
[01:53.27]Dictate a memo to myself
[02:01.00]Try to find if I'm the only one in complete health
[02:08.64]Consult contemporaries if there are some to see
[02:16.33]There really isn't anyone who's in my league
[02:25.62](But me)
[02:27.74]Every night at the lanes someone thinks they've got a fine bead on me
[02:35.33]I try to take three deep breaths as I lock in and arm mini-van
[02:42.79]Everyone says I'm looking great but it's hard to stand up
[02:46.65]Let alone to try to concentrate
[02:50.59]I wish that everyone that I knew hadn't sold out to the man
[02:56.44]Everybody open your mouth
[02:59.11](Everybody, everybody)
[03:00.36]Everybody just say, "Ahh"
[03:02.83](Ahh)
[03:04.23]Everything'll be alright, this won't hurt at all
[03:12.28]Everybody get in line
[03:14.68](Everybody, everybody)
[03:15.92]Everybody turn and cough
[03:18.64](Ahh)
[03:19.89]Everything'll be alright if you just lay
[03:23.79]Everything'll be alright if you just lay
[03:27.58]Everything'll be alright if you just lay off