Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum

I smell smoke in the auditorium
Charlie Brown Charlie Brown
He's a clown that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught just you wait and see
Why's everybody always pickin' on me

That's him on his knees I know that's him
Yeah from 7 come 11 down in the boys' gym

Who's always writing on the wall

Who's always goofing in the hall

Who's always throwing spit balls

Guess who Who me Yeah you

Who walks in the classroom cool and slow

Who calls the English teacher Daddy-O