Amneris: Women: In life one has to face a huge assortment Of nauseating fads and good advice There's health and fitness Diet and deportment And other pointless forms of sacrifice Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter Manners? Charm? They're no way to impress So forget the inner me , observe the outer I am what I wear and how I dress Oh now I believe in looking Like my time on earth is cooking Whether polka dotted Striped or even checked With the some glamour guaranteeing Every fiber on of my being Is displayed to quite remarkable effect From your cradle via trousseau Ah To your deathbed you're on view, so Ah Never compromise, accept no substitute Ah I would rather wear a barrel Ah Than conservative apparel Ah For my dress has always been Ah My strongest suit Ah Overwear Underwear Anytime Anywhere Staying in or hitting town wards Ooh ooh ooh ah From the top and working downwards Ooh ooh ooh ah I ensure that every stitch Ooh ooh ooh ah Is stitched in time Whether wig or hat or turban Is stitched in time Whether clad boudoir or urban Ooh ooh ooh ah Not to strut your stuff Ooh ooh ooh ah Outrageously's a crime Ooh ooh ooh ah Such a crime And the few who are invited Oooh overwear To my wardrobe are delighted Oooh underwear As they wander through my things Oooh anytime To find en route We're wandering through your things Ooh negligee That in negligee or formal Ooh anything but normal normal I am anything but normal Ooh ah For my dress has always been Overwear, underwear My strongest suit Anytime, anywhere Overwear, underwear Anytime, anywhere I am what I wear Overwear, underwear Anytime, anywhere Overwear,underwear I said anytime Anytime Anywhere Finest Divinest So bring me all my finest Most audacious, my divinest Most revealing most Most revealing expensive Most expensive and to boot Most arresting Most heartstopping Most arresting Most heart-stoping Overwear Most heartstopping Underwear Most free-flowing Anytime Most eye-popping Most arresting Anywhere Most heart-stopping Dress has always been Dress has always been I am what I wear My strongest suit I am what I wear My strongest suit I am what I wear You know that I am what I wear Dress has always been My strongest Dress has always been My strongest My strongest My strongest suit My strongest My strongest My strongest My stroooooooooongest suit My strongest My strongest suit My strongest suit!