Everybody wants to be a cat Because a cat's the only cat Who knows where it's at Tell me ,everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat 'Cause everything else is obsolete Now a square with a horn Make you wish you weren't born Ever'time he plays But with a square in the act You can set music back To the caveman days I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing Still a cat's the only cat Who knows how to swing Who wants to dig a long-haired gig or stuff like that? When everybody wants to be a cat A square with a horn Make you wish you weren't born Ever'time he play,- oh a rinky, tinky, tinky With a square in the act You can set music back To the caveman days,oh a rinky, tinky, tinky Everybody wants to be a cat Because a cat's the only cat Who knows where it's at While playin' jazz you always has a Welcome mat 'Cause everybody digs a swingin' cat Ever’body Ever’body Ever’body want to be a cat Hallelujah Ever’body Ever’body Ever’body want to be a cat