[00:12.85]By The Wombat [00:21.73] [00:30.98]This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last [00:36.79]Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past [00:41.81]So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie [00:47.57]I'm tactically positioned [00:49.59]Yeah because the bar is near and the champagne's for free [00:53.98] [00:54.22] [01:04.56] [01:08.05]This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick, [01:13.86]If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick? [01:20.12]As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love [01:25.76]Because she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of [01:33.15] [01:33.95] [01:44.92] [01:50.05]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! [01:56.15]She'll steal your mind first then your car [02:01.88]she's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! [02:07.68]Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start [02:14.13] [02:14.39]Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me [02:20.01]My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing (HE'S PISSED!) [02:26.06]I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink [02:31.71]I can't remember exactly what I said [02:34.04]but I remember being chased up the street! [02:37.83] [02:38.18] [02:39.18] [02:56.48]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! [03:02.23]She'll steal your mind first then your car [03:08.14]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! [03:13.91]Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start [03:20.12]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! [03:25.22]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! [03:31.01]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! [03:37.08]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! [03:53.50] [03:55.10]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! [04:00.84]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! [04:06.36]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!