[00:00.00] 作曲 : Mick Softley
[00:04.35]I went up for my interview on the 4th day of July
[00:08.64]The personnel man he questioned me, until I nearly cried
[00:12.72]Made me fill in forms, until I shook with fear
[00:16.68]About the colour of my toilet roll and if my cousins queer
[00:21.45]Here's your gold watch and the shackles for your chains
[00:25.14]And your piece of paper, to say you left here sane
[00:29.19]And if you've a son who wants a good career
[00:32.91]Just get him to sign on the dotted line and work for 20 years
[00:41.13]He asked me how many jobs id had before
[00:45.30]He nearly had a heart attack when I answered four
[00:49.17]Four jobs of 20 years or more, this can never be
[00:53.13]We only take on men, who work on until they die
[00:57.72]Here's your gold watch and the shackles for your chains
[01:01.83]And your piece of paper, to say you left here sane
[01:05.85]And if you've a son who wants a good career
[01:09.57]Just get him to sign on the dotted line and work for 20 years
[01:15.90]He took me outside to where the gravestones stand in line
[01:20.34]This is where we bury them, in quickstone and in lime
[01:24.27]And if you're going to work for us, this you must agree
[01:28.17]That if you're going to die, please do it during tea break
[01:33.03]Here's your gold watch and the shackles for your chains
[01:37.02]And your piece of paper, to say you left here sane
[01:41.16]And if you've a son who wants a good career
[01:44.88]Just get him to sign on the dotted line and work for 20 years
[01:51.30]This story that you've hear, you may think rather queer
[01:55.83]But it is the truth you'll be surprised to hear
[02:01.38]I did not want some job up on the board
[02:03.99]I just wanted to take a broom and sweep the bloody floor