| Song | Don't Call Us, We'll Call You |
| Artist | Sugarloaf |
| Album | Super Hits Of The '70s (Have A Nice Day) vol.14 |
| Long distance directory assistance area code 212 | |
| Say hey, A and R, this is Mister Rhythm And Blues | |
| He said, ‽Hello†and put me on hold | |
| To say the least the cat was cold | |
| He said, ‽Don't call us child, we'll call you†| |
| I said, ‽You got my number†| |
| He said, ‽Yeah, I got it when you walked in the door | |
| Don't call us, we'll call you | |
| Don't call us, we'll call you†| |
| I got your name from a friend of a friend | |
| Who said he used to work with you | |
| Remember the all night creature from Stereo Ninety Two | |
| Yeah, I said, "Could you relate to our quarter track tape | |
| You know the band performs in the nude" | |
| He said, "Uh huh don't call us child, we'll call you" | |
| Listen kid, you paid for the call | |
| You ain't bad but we've heard it all before | |
| Yeah, it sounds like John, Paul and George | |
| Any way we cut a hit and we toured a bit | |
| With a song he said, he couldn't use | |
| And now he calls and begs and crawls, it's telephone Deja Vu | |
| We got percentage points and Lousy Joints | |
| And all the glitter we can use | |
| Mama so uh huh, don't call us, now we'll call you | |
| Listen kid, you paid for the call | |
| You ain't bad but I've heard it all before | |
| Don't call us, we'll call you |
| Long distance directory assistance area code 212 | |
| Say hey, A and R, this is Mister Rhythm And Blues | |
| He said, Hello and put me on hold | |
| To say the least the cat was cold | |
| He said, Don' t call us child, we' ll call you | |
| I said, You got my number | |
| He said, Yeah, I got it when you walked in the door | |
| Don' t call us, we' ll call you | |
| Don' t call us, we' ll call you | |
| I got your name from a friend of a friend | |
| Who said he used to work with you | |
| Remember the all night creature from Stereo Ninety Two | |
| Yeah, I said, " Could you relate to our quarter track tape | |
| You know the band performs in the nude" | |
| He said, " Uh huh don' t call us child, we' ll call you" | |
| Listen kid, you paid for the call | |
| You ain' t bad but we' ve heard it all before | |
| Yeah, it sounds like John, Paul and George | |
| Any way we cut a hit and we toured a bit | |
| With a song he said, he couldn' t use | |
| And now he calls and begs and crawls, it' s telephone Deja Vu | |
| We got percentage points and Lousy Joints | |
| And all the glitter we can use | |
| Mama so uh huh, don' t call us, now we' ll call you | |
| Listen kid, you paid for the call | |
| You ain' t bad but I' ve heard it all before | |
| Don' t call us, we' ll call you |