作词 : Casale
Mongoloid he was a mongoloid

Happier than you and me

Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see
Mongoloid he was a mongoloid

One chromosome too many
Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew
That he was a mongoloid mongoloid

His friends were unaware
Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
Nobody even cared

Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon

So that no one knew
He was a mongoloid mongoloid

Happier than you and me

Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

Mongoloid he was a mongoloid

One chromosome too many

Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he wore a hat

And he had a job

And he brought home the bacon

So that no one knew
He was a mongoloid
Mongoloid