作词 : Jack Brown/Mummy-D
 作曲 : 椎名林檎

 小刀(ナイフ)のように尖ったその手口
 真綿で搦めとるのがオレの手口
 さあ、刺してみな 棘も花も受け容れよう
 欲しけりゃそこから何だって奪って行けよ
 誕生日から科された終身刑
 満了日まで磨く中枢神経
 産み出した綺羅星も全て幻
 消える定めの現(ウツツ)の罪滅ぼし

 I'll tell you gals how
 To hoodwink a crowd
 Of liars, fat cats and thieves

 A poison-dart eye
 And some quicksilver jive
 Make all men weak in the knees

 Havana, Caracas, Monaco nights
 Istanbul, Rio and Nice

 When the night has been won
 No one knows till the sun
 Is rising on you in Greece

 Gong Gong
 Dr. Bow Tie quits on an ace
 A briefcase changes hands
 Why do these cats think that they're safe
 I'm clandestine by my microphone

 「Oh 009, do try to be more careful this time.」

 When 009
 Takes his own sweet time
 And botches all of our plans
 The Agency chimes
 I'm called in to find
 Who took the briefcase and ran

 Old Souse seas, Canberra, Marrakech nights
 Blue skies from Daker to Nice

 All diabolic schemes
 Unravel with ease
 When you can scat your commands

 Bomb Bomb
 Dr. Bow Tie makes for the door
 I light a short fuse on my sign
 She's a landmine draped in Dior
 A fine disguise, this live microphone

 「マイクを前にして、わたしは眼(まなこ)を光らせる。
 誰も気付かぬ間に多くを知りたいの。だって…人生は一度きり。
 わたしなら、狙った獲物は逃さない。」

 Bye Bye
 Dr. Bow Tie sullies his pants
 Foiled by my switcheroo
 Unsuspecting of quicksilver jazz
 Mesmerized by my microphone

 Grecian sun is simply divine
 With a briefcase at my side
 Go fetch me a cocktail, dear
 What shall we do with you, 009!

 「You're insufferable, 009. I will not allow such
 sloppy execution next time.」