[00:00.00] 作词 : Russell Mael/Ron Mael
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Russell Mael/Ron Mael
[00:22.92]I was born a little premature
[00:24.24]Mom just couldn't take no more
[00:30.36]Had no time to learn to cry
[00:32.34]Goodbye, Mama, got to fly
[00:33.87]Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye
[00:43.74]Entered school when
[00:44.73]I was two
[00:45.21]PhD'd that afternoon
[00:51.30]Never entered any sports
[00:53.34]Didn't look too good in shorts
[00:55.20]Got divorced when
[00:56.16]I was four [CHORUS]
[01:01.02]I've seen everything there is
[01:02.88]I've done everything there is
[01:04.80]I've met everyone but
[01:06.30]Liz Now I've even met ol'
[01:08.52]Liz No time for relationship
[01:10.38]Skip the foreplay, let 'er rip
[02:59.67]You gotta beat the clock, beat the clock,
[03:10.44]Beat the clock, beat the clock
[03:14.37]I did lots of travelling
[03:18.00]Parts of me unraveling
[03:19.53]The Army then rejected me
[03:23.70]Said I had two flat feet
[03:25.62]Wore them out when
[03:26.70]I was three
[03:27.39]Too bad there ain't ten of you
[03:38.94]Then I'd show you what
[03:40.23]I'd do I could cheat on five of you
[03:44.73]And be faithful to you too
[03:46.62]But there's only one of you [CHORUS]