作词 : Palumbo
 作曲 : Glassjaw
 I'm not impressed,
I guess I'm not impressed
With which dialect, which dialect marches best
And who reaches
Heaven, in what order
When our kids are baptized in mortar
It's a shame that our messiahs move their pawns from different mountains
And we're left to dance these bodies 'round the fountain
If a leader preaches worship to the sheep within the valley
Who'll be riding in a tank that says "Just married"?
I'm not impressed,
I guess I'm not impressed
With which dialect, which dialect marches best
We found that ultimately
You  can make it snow in the summer
It's a shame that our messiahs move their pawns from different mountains
And we're left to dance these bodies 'round the fountain
If a leader preaches worship to the sheep within the valley
Who'll be riding in a tank that says "Just married "?
Contrary to what you believe, we oscillate  and vary speed
The  food in jail is sulphury, how do inuits spell relief?
Summer's trudging closer and  a flurry of white as well
It's the heart of nuclear  winter and
I'm scared as
HellIt's a shame that our messiahs move their pawns from different mountains
And we're left to dance these bodies 'round the fountain
If a leader preaches worship to the sheep within the valley
Who'll be riding in a tank that says "Just married "?
It's a shame that our
It's a shame that our
It's  a shame  that our...