作词 : Jonathan Lajoie
 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie
It starts soft like a thousand other songs that you've heard before
Except in this one they do a little du-du-du-du-DU-dum-du-du
So you try to change the station but it's playing on every one
A bunch of $h!tty-@$$ chords and lyrics recorded by a fv(k!ng moron
And you assume the the general public is not that stupid
You're positive that nobody will want to listen to this
But you are wrong
They wanna another stupid m0therfv(k!ng lame
(0(k-$v(k!ng cookie-cutter radio friendly song
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song
Un-o-ri-gi-nal me-lo-dy
Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot, something's wrong
While these douche bags are all still alive singing these ass-licking songs
All these fv(k!ng unoriginal pv$$!e$ that don't have anything to say
I'm not homophobic, but this song is so fv(k!ng gay
You can barely retain the vomit that's raising in your throat
And you assume that everyone will think that this song is terrible
But you are wrong
They wanna another stupid m0therfv(k!ng lame
(0(k-sv(k!ng cookie cutter radio friendly song
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly ... piece of $h!t
oh what a $v(ky-@$$ piece of $h!t
I'd rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
corporate b!t(h singing stupid m0therfv(k!ng lame
(0(k-sv(k!ng cookie cutter radio friendly piece of $h!t
God I hate this $h!t