[ar:jon lajoie]
[ti:in different ways]
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[00:13.14]I can see it in your eyes girl
[00:16.54]That you're in the mood for love
[00:20.35]So I light some candles, pour some wine
[00:23.86]Come sit down on the rug
[00:27.27]But there's something I must tell you, babe
[00:31.07]Before we take this step
[00:34.93]Something about me girl
[00:37.64]That you do not know yet
[00:45.25]I have no penis
[00:48.68]It was torn off
[00:52.04]In a bicycle accident
[00:54.54]In nineteen ninety nine
[00:58.75]I also lost one testicle
[01:01.37]So all I have is a weird uni-ball
[01:03.52]And a rubber tube, between my legs
[01:10.13]But babe, I can love you in different ways
[01:27.03]I'll make love to you with the rubber tube
[01:30.39]That I use for urinating
[01:33.70]I'll just tape two Popsicle sticks around it
[01:37.16]Make it easier for penetrating
[01:40.87]And having only one ball
[01:43.92]Isn't always a bad thing
[01:47.53]It's like a pool ball in a pillow case
[01:51.04]It's like a cherry on a sundae
[01:58.58]
[01:58.98]I have no penis
[02:02.50]I have no cock
[02:05.76]If it looks like I have a ball
[02:08.30]Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock
[02:12.78]Girl, I know that you're afraid
[02:14.67]But I promise, baby, if you stay
[02:18.54]I'll put a cucumber in the microwave
[02:23.81]And babe, I will love you in different...
[02:29.23]...ways
[02:39.50]Just because I don't have a cock
[02:41.15]it doesn't mean I can't rock
[02:44.31]Just because I don't have a cock
[02:45.92]it doesn't mean I can't rock
[02:49.18]Just because I don't have a cock
[02:50.78]it doesn't mean I can't rock
[02:54.09]Don't be fooled by my lack of a cock
[02:55.74]I'm still Johny from the block
[02:59.05]O-o-oh yeah