[00:00.000] 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:05.981]I thought maybe I'd find a friend
[00:09.684]Or maybe I'd meet a girl
[00:12.788]Have a great conversation with a stranger
[00:16.114]On the other side of the world
[00:20.005]Or maybe learn something new
[00:23.350]About a culture or a place
[00:26.698]Connect with another human being
[00:29.808]But every time I press new game
[00:36.835]All I see is
[00:37.649]Guys jerking off
[00:44.184]Guys jerking off
[00:50.665]Just *****es and *****
[00:57.840]And guys jerking them off
[01:08.462]Hold on
[01:10.000]This guy's not jerking off
[01:14.576]Maybe he's like me
[01:17.960]And he just wants to talk
[01:21.885]Hi, how are you?
[01:27.808]"Nope, there he goes
[01:30.431]Uh, dude, that is a lot of cum"