[00:00.000] 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:00.034] 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:00.068]What's a nine to five office job?
[00:02.640]That sounds exactly like what I want
[00:04.227]Young man, that is one party
[00:06.145]you may not be able to handle
[00:07.745]Nine to five, nine to five
[00:09.612]Monday to Friday live
[00:11.650]Nine to five, nine to five
[00:13.688]Cubicles and neon lights
[00:15.762]Nine to five, nine to five
[00:17.795]Stay till six, get overtime
[00:19.574]Nine to five, nine to five
[00:21.612]We mother****ing love our lives
[00:23.713]Wake up in the morning at six
[00:25.765]Breakfast with the wife and kids
[00:27.806]Pack yourself a lunch, a ham sandwich
[00:29.868]A juice box and carrot sticks
[00:31.649]Cafeteria food is expensive
[00:33.533]It may not fit into your budget
[00:35.846]Hop on the bus, public transit
[00:37.669]Or carpool for the environment
[00:39.717]Leave early in case there is traffic
[00:41.580]Bring a news paper or your favourite music
[00:43.655]John Mayer, Tim McGraw and Styx
[00:45.757]And Jon Bon Jovi's greatest hits
[00:47.786]Get to work at eight fifty five
[00:49.613]Five minutes early, so you have the time
[00:51.724]To pour yourself a coffee and say 'Hi'
[00:53.801]To your coworkers, "Good morning, guys!"
[00:55.883]Talk about the shows that were on last night
[00:57.680]Or a sports event, if you're a guy
[00:59.743]The boss walks in and says
[01:01.058]"Look at the time, everybody get to work, it is nine"
[01:04.166]Nine to five, nine to five
[01:05.706]Bathroom break at 11:05
[01:07.821]Nine to five, nine to five
[01:09.896]Quality chairs that support the spine
[01:11.755]Nine to five, nine to five
[01:13.836]External calls, make sure to press nine
[01:15.666]Nine to five, nine to five
[01:17.728]We mother****ing love our lives
[01:20.112]Photo copiers, fax machines
[01:21.636]And casual Fridays, you get to wear jeans (Yay!)
[01:24.338]How crazy is that, wearing jeans to work
[01:25.650]On the tenth of every month wear Hawaiian shirts
[01:27.702]Hawaiian shirt day, Hawaiian shirt day
[01:29.792]Who said an office job wasn't a part-e
[01:31.948]Health insurance, paid sick days
[01:33.762]Bring baked goods to work on Tuesdays
[01:35.655]Jill's muffins are always a hit
[01:37.738]"What's the recipe Jill?" "They're from Costco..."
[01:40.335]"Still, good choice." "Yeah, good choice, they're nice and squishy."
[01:43.713]Staplers, keyboards, calculations
[01:45.817]Work-related conversations
[01:47.392]"Hey, did you get my work-related email?"
[01:49.430]"Yes, I got your work-related email."
[01:51.518]"Your Tron screensaver's really rad."
[01:53.569]"Thanks, I like your Star Wars mouse pad."
[01:55.627]"It was a gift from my dentist on my 30th birthday."
[01:57.461]Clock strikes five, it's the end of the work day
[01:59.787]Home by six, in bed by ten
[02:01.617]Wake up and do it all over again
[02:03.671]Nine to five, nine to five
[02:05.723]Why do I always feel like crying?
[02:07.571]Nine to five, nine to five
[02:09.641]This is not what I dreamt of as a child
[02:11.726]Nine to five, nine to five
[02:13.519]Everyday someone commits suicide
[02:15.608]Nine to five, nine to five
[02:17.461]We mother****ing hate our lives