[00:00.000] 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:15.787][MC Confusing]
[00:15.816]Other rappers are comprehensible – not me!
[00:18.461]First on the mic – MC Confusing!
[00:20.806]I took a piss on my ****ack and called it Jack Black
[00:23.438]It’s a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap
[00:26.038]I attack mother****ers wearing purple backpacks
[00:28.912]And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track
[00:31.261]Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say
[00:34.085]But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay
[00:36.661]And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
[00:39.550]And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape
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[00:42.369][MC Insecure]
[00:42.628]Yo I’m MC Insecure – what’s up?
[00:44.922]I really don’t think that I’m good enough
[00:47.490]To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck
[00:50.064]All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
[00:52.899]It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse
[00:55.532]And now I got nothing left so I’ll pretend that I got hurt
[00:58.094]Aw, I think I sprained my ankle
[01:01.206]You guys go ahead and finish the song without me
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[01:03.776][MC Amnesia]
[01:04.040]Yo MC Amnesia up in this *****
[01:06.367]Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch
[01:08.961]Didn’t know who I was I couldn’t remember shit
[01:11.809]Apparently something happened that was traumatic
[01:14.094]I used to have more rhymes but I can’t remember them
[01:16.967]Seriously I’m freaking out I can’t remember anything!
[01:19.602]Whats my mother****ing name?
[01:21.688](Seriously does anyone know what my name is?)
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[01:24.762][MC Public Urination]
[01:25.272]Yo I’m MC Public Urination – what – what!
[01:27.888]I take a ****ing piss on a ****ing sidewalk
[01:30.445]Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my ****
[01:33.099]And empty my bladder while you mother****ers watch!
[01:35.438]You other MCs can’t handle this shit!
[01:38.267]You’re just a little ***** afraid to pee in public
[01:40.899]You run into a toilet every time you have to piss
[01:43.469]Yo **** that shit – I just whip out my ****!
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[01:46.301][MC Fatigue]
[01:46.301]Yo MC Fatigue – yeah that’s me
[01:48.904]Every time I grab the mic I ****ing fall asleep
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[01:57.105][Chorus — Chorus Guy]
[01:57.361]I’m the guy who sings the chorus
[02:00.979](It breaks up the song)
[02:02.287]My part is kinda boring
[02:05.867](I wish that I could go home)
[02:07.447]But they’re paying me to sing the chorus
[02:11.037](And I really need the cash)
[02:12.934]Cause I’m unemployed at the moment
[02:16.650](Just moved back in with my dad)
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[02:18.467][MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is]
[02:18.728]Yo I’m MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is
[02:20.822]Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
[02:23.457]She said “Let’s go to your place, I’ll suck your ****”
[02:26.288]I said “Hell yeah *****, that’s so ironic”
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[02:29.107][MC Gets Side–Tracked Easily]
[02:29.107]Yo I’m MC Gets Side–Tracked Easily
[02:31.707]My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
[02:34.275]You know he’s known for the Sopranos but he’s also in movies
[02:36.822]Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
[02:39.676]Which I didn’t really like cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen
[02:42.471]Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
[02:44.810]But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
[02:47.700]You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
[02:50.295]Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that
[02:52.891]Wait, what was I saying?
[02:54.209]I think I got side–tracked.
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[02:55.583][MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
[02:55.842]Yo I’m MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
[02:58.165]I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me
[03:00.778]Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
[03:03.399]Why did they have to make a 4th?
[03:04.925]They had a perfect trilogy!
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[03:06.213][MC Lethal Weapon 4]
[03:06.475]MC Lethal Weapon 4 that’s me
[03:08.828]I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
[03:11.394]Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
[03:13.964]The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!
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[03:17.116][MC Shit My Pants Frequently]
[03:17.635]Yo I’m MC Shit My Pants Frequently
[03:19.471]It usually happens when I’m walking down the street
[03:22.298]Or when I’m hanging out with some fly ass hoes
[03:24.864]There we go!
[03:25.621]Thank god I brought a change of clothes!
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[03:27.739][MC Final Verse]
[03:27.739]Yo I’m the MC with the final verse
[03:30.335]I’m supposed to sum up everything you heard
[03:32.646]But muther****ers I don’t really have the time
[03:35.507]So **** that and come back to the Chorus Guy
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[03:38.322][Chorus — Chorus Guy]
[03:38.575]I’m still singing the chorus
[03:42.155](Thank god we’re almost done)
[03:43.691]I hate singing the chorus
[03:47.318](Such a boring ****ing job)
[03:49.401]I’m gonna take my 40 bucks
[03:52.489](That’s what their paying me)
[03:54.307]And I’m gonna go get really drunk
[03:57.896](********** then go to sleep)