You Can Have Him

	I don't want him you can have him
	He's not worth fighting for
	Besides there's plenty more where he came from
	I don't want him you can have him
	I'm giving him the sack
	And he can go right back where he came from
	I'm afraid I never loved him
	Sweetie he'd be better off with you
	I could never make him happy
	All I ever wanted to do was
	Run my fingers through his curly locks
	Mend his underwear and darn his socks
	Fetch his slippers and remove his shoes
	Wipe his glasses when he's read the news
	Rub his forehead with a gentle touch
	Mornings after when he's had a little too much
	Kiss him gently when he cuddles near
	And give him babies one for every year
	So you see that I don't want him you can have him
	You can have him cos I don't want him
	Because he's not the man for me
	Then I'd close the window while he soundly slept
	Then I'd raid the icebox where the food is kept
	I'd fix the breakfast that would please him most
	Eggs and coffee some apricot juice and some buttered toast
	Oh oh then I'd go out and buy the papers
	And when they've been read spend the balance of the day in bed
	So you see that I don't want him you can have him
	You can have him cos I don't want him because he's not my man
	I don't want him you can have him
	You can have him I don't want him
	You can have him I don't want him
	Cos he's not the man for me