[00:08.37]The first time we met you were a kennel maid,
[00:11.88]You gave me a tip I got me forecast paid,
[00:15.36]You were holding a greyhound in trap number one,
[00:19.26]Your white coat was shining in the afternoon sun.
[00:24.75]Now we're both together,
[00:29.13]We're never gonna break apart, no no,
[00:32.31]'Cause we're a happy couple you and me,
[00:36.09]With a greyhound at either knee.
[00:43.17]I'll have ten shillings to win on Camera Flash, young man,
[00:46.05]What dog's that, it's a deuce, look at it.
[00:51.24]There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
[01:02.49]There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
[01:08.73]'Ceptin' you, little darling,
[01:09.45]'Ceptin' you, little darling,
[01:14.13]We're a happy couple you and me,
[01:15.60]With a greyhound at either knee.
[01:22.89]We go to the dog track on Saturday night,
[01:26.52]We put all our money on a dog that we like,
[01:29.49]A kiss and a cuddle, a hot meat pie,
[01:34.35]Two dollar tickets and a starry sky.
[01:40.98]There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
[01:48.78]There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
[01:56.19]'Ceptin' you, little darling,
[01:57.00]'Ceptin' you, little darling,
[02:02.52]We're a happy couple you and me,
[02:05.85]With a baby on either knee.
[02:07.38]Yes it's you little darling,
[02:14.94]Yes it's you little darling,
[02:21.45]Now it's you little darling,
[02:35.70]Now it's you.
[02:39.27]Girl, where's me wage packet ?????,
[02:43.95]Ah I'll put twenty-five knicker please on Gallop Printer,
[02:47.73]Oh, I hope the wife don't find out,
[02:50.64]Yes, it's sure to win, isn't it,
[02:52.17]Yes, I know, it's a good dog, I saw it run at White City,
[02:55.53]Just last week, broke the record, Gallop Printer,
[02:58.62]Nice dog, yes, lovely form, lovely buttocks.