Oh, hello...give me missing persons, they said 
"What is it that you need"? 
I said oh, I need her so...They said you've 
Got to stop your pleading 
And no matter what I do, 
Even pray to heaven above, 
All you'll ever get from her is 
Long distance love 
I read the papers 
And I got the blues 
I was so sad to hear the news 
Help wanted, but not enough 
You know these times are gettin' rough 
Cos no matter what I do 
I even pray to heaven above 
All I ever get from her is long distance love 
(Whoo-oo-oo) 
You know her toes were so pretty 
And her laugh so sweet 
I wonder does she know 
Does she know she hurt me so 
And no matter what I do 
I even pray to heaven above 
All I seem to get from her is 
Long distance love 
Long distance love 
(oo-oo-oo