We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
We don't take a trips on LSD
We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street
Cause we like living right and being free
We don't make a party out of loving
But we like holding hands and pitching woo
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do
And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
White lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen
A football's still the roughest thing on campus
And the kids here still respect the college dean
And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
White lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
In Muskogee Oklahoma USA