Everything that I ever found I'm switching over to a low tar brand Got cable video with surround sound I lie in bed and watch the world go round Got CNN baby, got ISDN baby Everything is useless, everything is stupid Nothing's feeling new Everything is useless, everybody's clueless Nothing's feeling new Got Sherman filters and Virgin Peps Got mini disc and virtual pets, yeah Fizzy drinks are gonna rot your brain Got Patrick Cox mules and Donna Karan I got the wide screen Star Wars Trilogy Got belly rings and flings and Hard Candy That's Urban Decay baby, got Space NK oh, baby Everything is useless, everything is stupid Nothing's feeling new Everything is useless, everybody's clueless Nothing's feeling new