[00:18.127]I wanna be a lawyer
[00:22.305]Doctor or professor
[00:26.517]A member of the UMC
[00:28.248]I want an air conditioner
[00:32.330]Cottage on the river
[00:41.580]And all the money I can see
[00:47.609]I wanna drive a Lincoln
[00:50.565]Spend my evenings drinking
[00:56.452]The very best burgandy
[01:06.580]I want a yacht for sailing
[01:10.242]Private eye for tailing
[01:14.739]My wife if She's a bit too free
[01:19.834]I've been told ever since a boy
[01:27.109]that's what one aught to be
[01:30.532]A part of the UMC
[01:33.608]I want a pool to swim in
[01:37.233]Fancy suits to dress in
[01:42.264]Some stock in GM and GE
[02:08.892]An office in the city
[02:14.020]Secretary pretty
[02:18.238]Who'll take dictation on my knee
[02:21.616]I want a paid vacation
[02:26.704]Don't want to have to ration
[02:33.474]A thing with anyone but me
[02:39.064]And if there's war or famine
[02:47.196]Promise I'll examine
[02:53.732]The details if they're on TV
[02:53.960]I'll pretend to be liberal but I'll still support the GOP,
[02:59.653]As part of the UMC
[03:04.283]I wanna be a lawyer
[03:06.874]Doctor or professor
[03:07.642]A member of the UMC