My Momma told me
If I were goody
That she would buy me
A rubber dolly
I got some energy to burn
It makes me jumpy and nervous
But I'm too damn old to join the military service
One two three four
I gotta hit my baby on a Saturday night
You know the Devil made me do it
I know it wasn't right
Like a loco mosquito
'Round and 'round and 'round I go
And when I'm hungry down I go, oh oh
Please Mr. Custer I don't wanna go
And spend my night in a bar with some stupid dodo
I'm sick of hangin' 'round with old transvestites
They stare at my rubbers, it makes me uptight
And here I go
In love again
Here I go, oh oh oh
Like a loco mosquito
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Loco mosquito
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Loco mosquito
Hirohito
I got some energy to burn
But you always want to tap it
You're busy suckin' on my gas tank
Before I can tap it
Like a loco mosquito
'Round and 'round and 'round I go
And when I'm hungry down I go, oh oh
Loco mosquito
Loco mosquito