Steel Panther - It Won't Suck Itself
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Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego Zoo
We were on a cougar hunt and I ended up with you
Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground
I felt a sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound

A six foot rattle snake, just bit me right below the belt
Get on your knees and help me please
Cause it won't suck itself
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Time to use your mouth, just get that venom out
You can spit it out, like daddy taught you how
I need you to be the nurse
I can feel the swelling getting worse
Cause it won't suck itself
No it won't
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We did a show in Panama and blew their f*ckin' minds
We rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85
I took this chick to the dressing room,
just got the candles lit
I didn't see it crawl on me and that's when I got bit
A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt
I'm down and out I need some help
Cause it won't suck itself
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Time to use your mouth, just get that venom out
You can spit it out, like daddy taught you how
Holy sh*t it's getting worse
I don't want to wind up in a hearse
But it won't suck itself
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Time to use your mouth, just get that venom out
You can spit it out, like daddy taught you how
I need you to be the nurse
I can feel the swelling getting worse
Cause it won't suck itself
It won't suck itself
It won't suck itself
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Alright,
Baby I feel so good, yea!
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