Lizard Lady - The Residents
What's a woman going to do
But throw away her bread
Her feet are feeling funny
As she lies beneath the bed
She reminisces of the pungent Adriatic Sea
And then she crawls and counts her cans
And twitches like a flea
What she really likes to do
Is sit upon a pew
And make believe that time has stopped
And motionless is new
Planes are stranded in the sky
And drains are stopping too
And she alone is laughing under
Eyelids full of flu
She scurries hurries worries that
The wicked will receive
Their candy from a handsome man
And coffee from a thief
She gazes at a hourglass and
Asks it if it cares
And then she wonders if the lizard
Likes his lettuce rare
Lizard yes a lizard little lizard of the sea
Conspicuously alcoholic flicks his tongue at me
Release me lizard Licking lizard
Blizzard of the bea
Mushed inside a sock you still
Dare me to die
Dare me to die at home
Coating all my lungs with honey
Sticky coating running runny
Feet of lizard fly
And stop and fly and stop and fly
And flicker tongue is licking out
To find me feel me Hide
Hide from the tongue
The tongue is coming Cruising Oozing
Over land and under ashes
In the sunlight see it flashes
Find a fly and eat his eye
But don't believe in me
Don't believe in me
Don't believe in me