[00:03.051]On a Tuesday afternoon, [00:06.224]My mom came in my room [00:07.890]And said get the **** up out of bed [00:11.033]And get a goddamn job [00:13.138]So I told her hey, hey **** you mom [00:16.335]And I threw the phone at her head [00:18.484]But I missed and hit her in the snatch [00:21.157]So I slammed the door in her face [00:23.720]Don't ever march in my room [00:26.304]I'll kick your ass [00:27.447]And call the cops [00:28.751]And tell them I'm abused [00:31.254]And you'll wind up in jail [00:33.814]While I snowboard in Veil [00:36.238]No one to post your bail [00:38.785]'Cause daddy loves me more [00:41.258]He says that you're a… [01:02.706]You're worthless [01:03.886]You're lazy [01:05.101]You're stupid [01:06.638]A little overweight [01:08.971]Now give me 20 bucks [01:11.810]Mommy you're so worthless [01:14.048]You're lazy [01:15.260]You're stupid [01:16.807]A little overweight [01:19.199]Now give me 20 bucks [01:21.638]Now make it 50…bucks [01:43.115]Now mom writes me letters [01:45.592]I write return to sender [01:47.654]Let her rot there in her cell [01:50.506]I watch the dogs mate on her bed [01:53.362]Sorry mom [01:54.430]I had to pawn [01:55.734]The china, silver, and all your jewelry [01:59.399]I had to eat [02:00.719]And rent a bunch of prostitutes like you [02:04.542]You're lazy [02:05.669]You're stupid [02:07.135]A little overweight [02:09.519]Now give me 20 bucks [02:12.139]Mommy you're so worthless [02:14.461]You're lazy [02:15.641]You're stupid [02:17.143]A little overweight [02:19.426]Now give me 20 bucks [02:21.911]Now make it 50 bucks [02:24.008]No, make it 60 [02:25.464]Make it 75 [02:26.563]Why don't you just give me your whole goddamn purse [02:29.523]I hope you're having fun rotting in jail [02:31.783]Maybe I'll come visit you [02:32.952]Nah [02:42.050]Enjoy your stretch in jail!