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[00:00.36]Okay, party people in the house
[00:02.79]You're about to witness something you've never witnessed before
[00:06.79]Yes, it's the original human beat box, Doug E. Fresh
[00:11.29]And his partner, the grand wizard,the MC Ricky D,D
[00:18.64]And that's me in the place to be
[00:21.83]And we gonna show you how we do it for '85, kickin' live, alright
[00:24.88]Because, um, I've got a funny feeling,um
[00:27.45]You're all sick of all these crap rappers
[00:29.32]Bitin' their rhymes because um they're backstabbers
[00:31.90]But when it comes to me and my friend Doug Fresh here
[00:34.33]There is no competition 'cause we are the best, yeah
[00:37.42]But let's impress which we prove
[00:39.59]And y'all will realize that we are the move
[00:42.68]So listen close so you all don't miss
[00:45.40]As we go a little somethin' like this
[00:47.94]Hit it
[00:54.96]Ah, yeah
[00:59.72]You know what
[01:00.94]La di da di
[01:03.16]La di da di
[01:05.69]La di
[01:07.06]La di
[01:09.38]You know what, yo peep this
[01:11.77]La di da di, we likes to party
[01:13.04]We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
[01:15.53]We're just some men that's on the mic
[01:18.05]And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic right
[01:20.78]For all of y'all keepin' y'all in health
[01:23.41]Just to see ya smile and enjoy yourself
[01:25.59]'Cause it's cool when ya cause a cozy conditioning
[01:28.22]That we create, 'cause that's our mission
[01:30.70]So listen to what we say
[01:33.24]Because this type of shit, it happens everyday
[01:35.76]I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin'
[01:38.59]I gave myself a stretch up, a mornin' yawnin'
[01:41.47]Went to the bathroom to wash up
[01:43.81]Had some soap on my face and my hand up on a cup
[01:46.44]I said, "Um, mirror, mirror on the wall
[01:49.22]Who is the top choice of them all?"
[01:51.51]There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
[01:54.19]The mirror said, "You are, you conceited bastard"
[01:57.23]Well, that's true, that's why we never have no beef
[02:01.88]So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
[02:04.71]Used Oil Of Olay 'cause my skin gets pale
[02:07.20]And then I got the files for my fingernails
[02:09.93]Chewed through the night and on my behalf
[02:12.66]I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath
[02:15.19]Clean, dry was my body and hair
[02:17.77]I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear
[02:20.91]For all the girls I might take home
[02:22.99]I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo cologne
[02:25.92]Fresh dressed like a million bucks
[02:28.19]Threw on the bally shoes and the fly green socks
[02:30.89]Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no
[02:33.52]I went back in, I forgot my kangol
[02:36.06]And then I dilly dallied, I ran though a alley
[02:39.40]I bumped into my homegirl Sally from the valley
[02:41.87]This is the girl plays hard to get so I said
[02:43.94]"What's wrong?", 'cause she looked upset, she said
[02:46.99]Now what was I to do, she's cryin' over me
[02:49.36]And she was feelin' blue
[02:50.68]I said, "Um, don't cry, dry your eye
[02:53.66]Here comes your mother with those two little guys"
[02:56.20]Her mean mother stepped up, said to me, "Hi"
[02:58.87]Looked Sally in the face and decked her in the eye
[03:01.40]Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet
[03:04.18]Slammed the child on the hard concrete
[03:06.81]The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
[03:09.54]Something was wrong, I said, "What is goin' on?"
[03:12.12]I tried to break it up, I said, "Stop it, leave her"
[03:14.69]She said, "If I can't have you, she can't either"
[03:17.73]She grabbed me closely by my socks
[03:20.06]So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox, but
[03:22.58]She gave chase, she caught up quick
[03:25.06]She put a finger in the face of MC Rick
[03:27.64]She said, "Why don't you give me a play
[03:30.42]So we can go cruisin' in my OJ?"
[03:32.94]And if you give me that okay
[03:35.43]I'll give you all my love today
[03:38.06]Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, can't you see?
[03:40.69]Somehow your words just hypnotize me
[03:43.06]And I just love your jazzy ways, oh
[03:45.75]MC Rick my love is here to stay
[03:48.13]And on and on and on she kept on
[03:50.76]The bitch been around before my mother's born
[03:53.69]I said, "Cheer up", I gave her a kiss
[03:55.81]I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you, miss"
[03:58.70]She says, "No you're not" then she starts cryin'
[04:01.38]I says, "I'm nineteen", she said, "Stop lyin'"
[04:04.41]I says, "I am", go ask my mother
[04:06.69]And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover
[04:11.60]To the tick tock ya don't stop