MR. BROWN: What the ***** was I talking about？
MR. ORANGE: You said "True Blue" was about a guy…
a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy.
But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big ****s.
MR. BROWN: OK.Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin" is about.
 It's all about this cooze who's a regular ***** machine.
Now I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon,
****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****.
MR. BLUE: How many "****s" is that?
MR. WHITE: A lot
MR. BROWN: Then one day she meets this John Holmes mother*****er,
and it's like, whoa baby.
I mean this cat likes Charles Bronson in The Great Escape.
He's diggin tunnels.
Now she's gettin this serious **** action,
she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever.
PAIN.PAIN
Chew? Toby Chew?
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know her ***** should be Bubble-Yum by now.
But when this cat *****s her, it hurts.
It hurts just like it did the first time.
You see the pain is reminding a ***** machine what was once like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."