I m Gay Bowling for Soup (This fucking song is all personality) (Dude, that's the shit!) Well we've all heard about how the guys in the band Weren't the popular kids in school And now you hate your parents 'cause of the way you turned out But in the end the blame's on you And we all sympathize with your torn-apart heart And your really artistic worldly views It sells records when you're sad these days It's super cool to be mad these days I think rock and roll is really funny when it's serious Don’t hate us 'cause we're happy Don’t hate us 'cause we're beautiful Don’t hate us if we make you smile Or if we go the extra mile To make someone feel better On a really shitty day And if you're hearing What I'm saying Then I want you to say I'm gay Say I'm gay whoo I’m gay I'm gay Let’s start a movement Let’s start it right now And if you don't know where to start I can show you I’m your new team captain Put your left hand over Your heart and repeat after me “It’s perfectly fine“ To be a happy individual” “It’s perfectly fine“ To be a happy individual” “Chris Gary" "Yeah buddy “ “You guys wanna join in ““ “Sure” "Oh man sorry dude” “It’s perfectly fine“ To be a happy individual” “It’s perfectly fine“ To be a happy individual” “Very nice very nice”“ Don’t hate us 'cause we're happy Don’t hate us 'cause you're miserable Don’t hate us if we make you smile Or if we go the extra mile To make someone feel better On a really shitty day And if you're hearing What I'm saying Then I want you to say I'm gay Say I'm gay whoo I’m gay I'm gay That’s right ladies and gentlemen Pick up the phone ’Cause Bowling For Soup is on the line And you don't have to be sad anymore You don't have to be mad anymore We can all join hands And do 'Ring Around The Freaking Rosie’“ In fact can we get some La la's up in here please It sells records when your sad these days It’s super cool to be mad these days I think rock 'n' roll is really funny When it's serious Yo where my la la's at La la la La la la La la la …