Big Butter and Egg Man - Merle Haggard
She wants a big butter and egg man
From way out in the west
Well she's gettin' tired
Of dancin' all night
Just wants somebody to hold her tight
She said that fancy clothes
Have never been mine
You just wait someday
That sun is gonna shine
She wants a butter and egg man
From California USA
All right
Right
Well I'll be your big butter and egg man
From California USA
On my guitar I'll play some hot licks
Hey that's a technique
I use on all the chicks
Well my butter's number one
My eggs are grade A
I can make delivery of them
Fifteen times a day
I'll be your butter and egg man
From California USA
Yodelly Lord