A Fine Romance - Joe Williams Written by:Jerome Kern/Dorothy Fields A fine romance with no kisses A fine romance my friend this is We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes A fine romance you won't nestle A fine romance you won't wrestle I might as well play bridge With my old maid aunt I haven't got a chance This is a fine romance A fine romance you won't nestle A fine romance you won't wrestle I might as well play bridge With my old maid aunt I haven't got a chance This is a fine romance This is a fine romance This is a fine romance This is a fine romance