[00:03.699]It's been one week since you looked at me
[00:06.699]Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry
[00:08.700]Five days since you laughed at me saying
[00:10.700]get that together come back and see me
[00:12.700]Three days since the living room,
[00:14.700]I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
[00:16.700]Yesterday you'd forgiven me,
[00:18.700]but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
[00:20.700]Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
[00:22.700]As I make you stop, think
[00:23.700]You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
[00:24.700]I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
[00:27.700]And I like sushi cause it's never toughed a frying pan
[00:29.700]Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
[00:30.700]Big like Leanne Rimes
[00:31.700]Because I'm all about value
[00:33.699]Bert Kampfert's got the mad hits
[00:35.699]You try to match wits, You try to hold me but I bust through
[00:37.699]Gonna make a break and take a fake
[00:39.699]I'd like a stinkin achin shake
[00:40.699]I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
[00:42.699]Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
[00:43.699]The vertigo is gonna grow
[00:44.699]Cause it's dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver
[00:46.699]How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
[00:48.699]Tryin not to smile though I feel bad
[00:50.699]I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral
[00:52.699]Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
[00:54.699]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
[00:56.699]I have a history of takin off my shirt
[00:58.699]It's been one week since you looked at me
[01:00.699]Threw your arms in the air and said You're crazy
[01:03.699]Five days since you tackled me
[01:05.699]I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
[01:07.699]It's been three days since the afternoon
[01:09.699]You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
[01:11.699]Yesterday you'd forgiven me
[01:13.699]And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
[01:33.699]Chickety China that Chinese chicken
[01:34.699]You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
[01:37.699]Watchin X-files with no lights on,
[01:39.699]we're dans la maison
[01:40.699]I hope the smoking man's in this one
[01:41.699]Like Harrison Ford I'm gettin frantic
[01:43.699]Like Sting I'm tantric
[01:44.699]Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
[01:45.699]Like Kurasawa I make mad films
[01:47.699]Ok I don't make films
[01:48.699]But if I did they'd have a samauri
[01:50.699]Gonna get a better set of clubs
[01:51.699]Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
[01:52.699]just so my iron's aren't always flyin off the back-swing
[01:54.699]gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
[01:55.699]Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
[01:57.699]that make me think the wrong thing
[01:58.699]How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
[02:00.699]Tryin not to smile though I feel bad
[02:02.699]I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral
[02:04.699]Can't understand what mean? Well, You soon will
[02:07.699]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
[02:09.700]I have a history of takin off my shirt
[02:11.700]It's been one week since you looked at me
[02:13.700]Dropped your arms to your sides and said I'm sorry
[02:15.700]Five days since I laughed at you and said
[02:17.700]You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
[02:20.700]Three days since the living room
[02:21.700]We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
[02:24.700]Yesterday you just smiled at me
[02:26.700]Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry