[00:09.11]She said "There's something in the woodshed
[00:14.39]And I can hear it breathing -
[00:17.39]It's such an eerie feeling, darling."
[00:22.09]He said "There's nothing in the woodshed -
[00:27.79]It's your imagination
[00:30.89]End of the conversation, darling."
[00:36.59]Something in his heart told him to come clean
[00:43.79]He was not who he claimed to be
[00:50.09]Something in his genes told him to pretend '
[00:57.69]Twas something for the weekend
[01:03.09]But she said "There's something in the woodshed
[01:08.59]I know because I saw it
[01:11.69]I can't simply ignore it, darling."
[01:16.49]So he said "Now baby, don't be stupid
[01:21.99]Get this into your sweet head
[01:25.79]There ain't nothing in the woodshed (except maybe some wood)."
[01:31.99]Something in his heart told him to come clean
[01:38.89]He was not who he claimed to be
[01:45.39]Something in his jeans told him to pretend '
[01:52.99]Twas something for the weekend
[01:55.79]"I'll go all the way with you, if you'll only do the same for me—go and see
[02:03.49]If it's nothing like you say, then you can have your wicked way with me"
[02:09.59]He went down to the woodshed
[02:12.79]They came down hard on his head
[02:16.09]Gagged and bound and left for dead
[02:19.49]When he woke she was gone with his car and all of his money