[00:00.000] 作曲 : Jonathan Coulton
[00:14.204]This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons.
[00:17.707]You may recall we had some trouble last year.
[00:21.196]The robot council had us banished to an asteroid.
[00:24.449]That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.
[00:27.436]And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
[00:33.953]That's our favorite time of year.
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[00:37.617]Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
[00:42.616]Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
[00:47.617]Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
[00:51.123]Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
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[01:02.316]On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus, who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
[01:10.264]They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
[01:12.523]Not everybody's good but everyone tries.
[01:15.269]And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
[01:22.027]It's like a Winter Wonderland.
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[01:25.515]Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
[01:30.772]Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
[01:35.776]Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
[01:39.268]Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
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[02:07.514]That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
[02:10.769]We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
[02:14.259]I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
[02:17.523]And make it quick before they [MESSAGE REDACTED].
[02:20.961]Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
[02:27.211]You know I love my soylent green.
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[02:31.157]Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
[02:35.908]Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
[02:40.659]Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
[02:44.406]Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.