作词 : Jason Williamson
 作曲 : Andrew Fearn
Don't ask me to carry that cage
stay longs hours
it don't fit the wage
minimal work it fits the arrangement
sod extra sweat and out of town placements
weak tricks
crap tattoos
and spotlight kids
put the till away
shop got ram raid mate
small
small
small talk about nothing at all
while you got a suntan and I got what?
A piss pot
and we all get a free cream cake on a Friday
it's like school
with a bottle of full fat milk down ya throat
get them government anti-bodies
turn us all into young offenders
lifers and ****in' taxi drivers

When I said I didn't like it
that's because I really don't
I put the till away
get out the van, mate
we're gunna ram raid you
When I said I didn't like it
that's because I really don't
I put the till away
get out the van, mate
we're gunna ram raid you

The wage don't fit
The wage don't fit
The wage don't fit

You gotta be able to sell yaself
so I stuck my life on eBay—25 pound mate!
Scratch the lager spot on my chin
I'm hungry
I'm worrying
I'm Tin Tin
I'm the dodgy sailor
I'm that sweat freak from The Kills
Jamie do me a ****in' favour
banal banal banal
let down your long hair
what's in it for me?
A ****in' ladder, it's serious
of course it ****in' is
do you think I've ignored fame and fortune for the ****in' fun of it?
Smartprice Dicemen attitude
throw dice smart price
obscure no anthems round 'ere
just concrete chips a dirty sausage
a three pound bunch of flowers £62.79
I got ****in' jumped! Wankers!
Concrete dagger swaggers
the glint from the blade bounces off the ice arena
diarrhoea
night bus
confidence killer
your mug and my timing
it's dead
brick wood filler
wall plug driller killer
I wanna Bounty
"Where's ya bastard Bountys!"

When I said I didn't like it
that's because I really don't
I put the till away
get out the van, mate
we're gunna ram raid you
When I said I didn't like it
that's because I really don't
I put the till away
get out the van, mate
we're gunna ram raid you

The wage don't fit
The wage don't fit
The wage don't fit

When I said I didn't like it
that's because I really don't