[00:00.000] 作词 : Jason Williamson [00:01.000] 作曲 : Andrew Fearn [00:23.120]I used to be a part of that door swings open, swagger to the bar crew [00:27.770]Saturday start at four, get ****in' nailed down The Oak [00:31.630]fly into the city in my technicoloured dream coat [00:35.520]Stories told all night about a Rambo-style attack [00:39.910]on any ****in' arsehole in a sheep shagger's mac [00:43.940]I lived my life on an empty tank [00:46.760]full of shaggy tit wank [00:48.960]Blankety Blank [00:50.410]And I always made sure the ****in' contestants got it wrong [00:55.010]Bow! Bow! [00:57.020]I fill the frightening void with a chirpy attitude good as gold [01:01.840]I'm a nasty bastard in stage tights [01:04.810]And mate, I tread the boards [01:07.300]and I'll bring the ****in' curtain down with my uneducated hordes [01:15.870]I used to be shit streets runny [01:19.500]I used to be shit streets runny [01:23.240]I used to be shit streets runny [01:27.090]I used to be [01:28.190] [01:30.950]Attention to detail [01:32.850]Attention to detail [01:34.640]****in' email [01:36.140]WAV [01:37.090]mp3 [01:38.700]I need a ****in' bath [01:40.290]You ain't no roadrunner [01:42.300]You ain't no shoot shoot the runner [01:45.210]Shit take on it [01:47.150]Meanwhile, back at the crap cave [01:49.250]I trod on my cape by mistake and fell into the fridge, mate [01:53.430]I ****in' hate Northern Soul it's like Motown's on the dole [01:57.440]And the Housing Benefit bouncers ain't happy with the inspection [02:01.300] [02:01.800]Brian Eno, what the **** does he know? [02:05.110]Doodling away with a ****in' alien haircut mate [02:09.160]Head louse [02:10.310]I built a swimming pool in my living room and I called it 'Deep House' [02:14.910]You're so edgy mate [02:16.820]you're so edgy [02:18.680]Crap bands [02:20.060]I play to a crowd of no-one but have got loads of online fans [02:24.350]I'm cynical me, yeah, bitter [02:27.520]I post horrible messages to successful musicians on me smartphone... ****in' Twitter [02:34.070] [02:34.080]The dew on the grass in the park slap me round the face [02:38.360]I woke up [02:39.140]—What the **** you doin' in this place ? [02:41.950]It's not the wankers or the misplaced weaks [02:45.340]The ****in' dodgy roofers, mate [02:48.080]