[00:00.00] 作曲 : Kaelin Ellis/Wasalu Jaco p/k/a: Lupe Fisaco
[00:00.79]So, where should we begin?
[00:04.21]Maybe we should begin at the beginning
[00:10.01]Sounds fine to me
[00:12.25]Dinosaurs came in all colors
[00:14.82]They were creatures with different features
[00:18.05]Had to teeth to eat ya, they made beds called nests
[00:21.34]And laid eggs after they had sex inside 'em
[00:24.71]Whether they ate plants or meat is how you could divide 'em
[00:27.41]And the Flintstones, they, they used to ride 'em
[00:29.81]With tails particularly good for slidin'
[00:32.02]But in real life, it probably didn't go down like that (Rrah!)
[00:35.49]They probably didn't sound like that, but maybe close
[00:39.44]If we are to believe Noah, they didn't really know how to make boats
[00:42.67]And they drowned like that
[00:44.50]Via paleontology, fossily is how they mostly found like that
[00:49.17]Bones in the stones, that's if you soil-dig
[00:52.45]But if you oil-rig, they warm up the homes
[00:55.22]Power up the cars
[00:56.79]In Jurassic Park, it was a zone full of clones
[00:59.73]They say they death came from the stars
[01:03.09]An asteroid flew down and blowed up the grown
[01:05.76]The babies too, the whole family
[01:08.54]The entire Brady crew bit the dust like food from the floor
[01:12.01]Just imagine one day
[01:14.05]All the Cruncheroos was just removed from the store
[01:16.88]And not just shooed off the stage, but booed off the tour
[01:20.63]If they had lawyers, they coulda sued something for sure
[01:23.58]Class actions when that happens, you know the rules
[01:27.14]Objections abstained, wrap the snap and gets overruled
[01:30.06]Respect the court, this ain't your condo in Toronto
[01:32.98]They ran in packs, Brontosaurus ran in hers
[01:35.76]Pterodactyls was the birds
[01:37.12]The prehistoric conceptual source of the Mighty Morphin' combo
[01:40.87]Word, uh, it gets rangerous
[01:44.32]Come hit the museum if you wanna hang with us
[01:47.48]But mostly just the skeletons
[01:49.39]Now if you wanna use brain cave space as a metric for intelligence
[01:53.24]Then Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't the smartest of the smartest
[01:56.86]But you wouldn't wanna box with the short-armed carnivorous martial artist
[01:59.92]You ain't gotta be the sharpest saw to slice the sausage
[02:01.75]Of the largest ninja star in all of Harlem
[02:03.33]To carve a part into a target, if we arguin'
[02:05.98]They say they where we get chickens from
[02:08.96]So what came first, ancestors or the chicken's sons?
[02:12.17]Skulls flows cross roads like tips and thumbs
[02:15.04]In Bruce Lee's gi, tell me to freeze, I might kick your gun
[02:17.87]Call it survivin' the ice age
[02:20.88]Reptilian, how old?
[02:23.64]'Bout two-hundred and forty-two million
[02:27.07]Post-Cretaceous, their status was basically wiped from the face
[02:30.55]Of our favorite little ball in the skies
[02:32.77]Some were small, some were tall, some would crawl, some would fly
[02:36.35]But we gotta thank 'em all
[02:38.47]'Cause without them, we wouldn't have the malls of Dubai
[02:41.71]But they also kinda gave us all a climate change
[02:44.94]I ain't tryna blame, just sayin'
[02:47.16]Sometimes they go by they science names
[02:49.31]Megalosauroidea or Sauropodomorpha, whatever you wanna call 'em
[02:53.63]Whether it be Grimlock, Yoshi or Earl Sinclaire
[02:56.54]Just remember at one time, this whole world was theirs
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