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Leave your fields to flower
Join us
Leave your cheese to sour
Join us
Come and waste an hour or two
Doo-dle-ee-do
Journey
Journey to a spot ex-
citing, mystic and exotic
Journey
Through our anecdotic revue
We've got magic to do Just for you
We've got miracle plays to play
We've got parts to perform.
Hearts to warm
Kings and things to take by storm
As we go along our way
Intrigue.... Plots to bring disaster
Humor.... Handled by a master
Romance.... Sex presented pastorally
Dee-dle-ee-dee
Illusion.... Fantasy to study
Battles.... Barbarous and bloody
Join us....... Sit where everybody can see
We've got magic to do Just for you
We've got miracle plays to play
We've got parts to perform
Hearts to warm
Kings and things to take by storm
As we go along

Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen
Are you ready to have good time tonight?
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We've got magic to do Just for you
We've got miracle plays to play
We've got parts to perform
Hearts to warm
Kings and things to take by storm
As we go along
We got Magic to do
Just for you
We got Magic to do
Just for you
We got Magic to do
Foibles and fables to
Portray
As we go along
Our way