[00:01.419]How to produce a club track today
[00:05.020]Just follow the instructions and you'll be an electronic music producer in no time
[00:11.620]Step number one, open your cracked software and import a random loop like this ...
[00:32.322]Now you need a fat ass drop (a fat ass drop)
[00:41.000]Here comes the clap (a fat ass drop)
[00:48.800]Military drums
[00:55.400]Don't forget some wobbles
[01:03.111]Now and then, use a crash
[01:10.700]Snare drums, can't get enough
[01:22.200]Okay, now we need some fat distortion
[01:32.833]More distortion
[01:40.217]I said more distortion
[01:47.229]Time for another fat ass drop
[02:02.554]Make some noise with stadium horns
[02:10.750]Take out the bass drum
[02:19.046]Break down
[02:26.848]Hi hats
[02:36.300]Now it's the time for a break
[02:39.100]Stop the beat, hit some keys
[02:41.890]And call it melody
[02:56.097]Now add some vocal cuts, like this
[03:12.150]And one more fat ass drop
[03:20.246]Military drums
[03:28.930]Now create a Facebook page and post this crap