My name is Rafa, that's a fact, that's a fact
I'm the Chelsea gaffa, that's a fact, that's a fact
Roman, I can't please him, that's a fact, that's a fact
So, I'll be gone next season, that's a fact, that's a fact
The Chelsea fans lack manners, that's a fact, that's a fact
They slag me off on banners, that's a fact, that's a fact
There's so many haters, that's a fact, that's a fact
Say I'm a fat Spanish waiter, no wait, that's not a fact

But I have won trophies, I can prove it to you
And when I talk football, only deal in the truth
And there is one fact I think we all can agree
I'm a man who has an awesome goateeeee

My name is Benitez, that's a fact, and it's true
I look like the bad guy from Toy Story 2,
I'm not liked in West London, that's a fact, that's a fact
Wave bye Chelsea fans because I'm never coming back