[00:01.93]There is a player called Gareth Bale
[00:05.85]It's such a waste that he plays for Wales
[00:09.91]He scores every time he's on the attack
[00:13.15]And he's got much better since he had his ears pinned back
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[00:17.86]He looks like a Neanderthal
[00:21.16]But his pace and left foot are so wonderful
[00:25.27]But he ain't perfect, he'll take a tumble you'll see
[00:29.32]He'd fit perfectly in the Olympic diving team
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[00:33.94]And he is only twenty-three
[00:37.42]Can he be better than Ryan Giggs? Let's see
[00:41.53]But surely not Cristiano Ronaldo, how?
[00:45.38]Jeff Stelling reckons that? Oh, he's such a clown
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[00:49.58]Shut it Jeff and just head back to Countdown
[00:53.49]Bale can hear you with his giant ear surround sound
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