. I don't think I am capable of This teenage, televised taping of love, But here is my guide on how to be alone; Just act like a freak and sleep with everyone you've ever known. . I'm half crazy, all just cracked up, When will what I have ever be good enough? I'm sad, funny, it seems lately, This ain't a fairytale and I don't think I'll ever be happy. . And I'd like to think romance is real, Open my chest, a heart you could steal. But here is my guide on how to stay alone; Just drink 'til you're gone and pass out on the floor. . I'm half crazy, all just cracked up, When will what I have ever be good enough? I'm sad, funny, it seems lately, This ain't a fairytale and I don't think I'll ever be happy. . Happy. Half crazy, all just cracked up. When will what I have ever be good enough? I'm sad, funny, it seems lately, This ain't a fairytale and no I am not smiling cause I don't think I'll ever be... .