Maya Rudolph: Okay everyone. Welcome to grammar class.
Today we're learning about semicolons
Lonely Island: Oh, oh, oh
Maya Rudolph: Yes, Lonely Island?
Lonely Island: We use semicolons everyday
Maya Rudolph: Can you give me an example?
Lonely Island: Oh, hell yeah
Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu
My whole team coming clean; shampoo
These dudes is comic relief; Whoopi
And I'm the motherf*cking monster; cookie
When you see me better cross the street; Frogger
Then go home and write about it; blogger
"Did I do that?"; Urkel
"Yo Angela, Who's The Boss?"; Merkel
I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard
Then make you suck a bull’s nut; ox nard
If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin
A comma and a f*cking dot; semicolon
Solange: We run these streets; stop lights
All eyes on me; spot lights
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
Lonely Island: I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski
Your d*ck is lil' like Wayne; Gretzky
But Gretsky's got a big d*ck; clarification
Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation
My stomach's getting fat; food
Leave trash inside my car; rude
You're acting all mach-i-o; Ralph
But I'll eat all you cats; Alf
Solange: We run the game; umpire
Always chase the night; young squire
These semicolons are my light inside the dark
Lonely Island: It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth
Opposite of north, semicolon; south
Right over your home, semicolon; attic
Hooked on semicolons, semicolon addict
Solange: We got the game on lock; toy chest
You're too big for your clothes; boys’ vest
You know we out of control; no brakes
Your birthday party sucked; no cakes
When it comes to punctuation
You know we're number one
And to the people of every nation
Feel the power of the semicolon
The Lonely Island: Semicolons. We rest our case.
Maya Rudolph: No actually those are examples of colons. You all get Fs
The Lonely Island: Wait, what?